my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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