So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Also, beer. Big fan.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
