Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Randomize