My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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