So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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