I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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