So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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