we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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