yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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