I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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