So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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