I wannas sexs uuuuu
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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