Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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