There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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