I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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