honey bunches of taint.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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