I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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