I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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