Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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