Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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