she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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