ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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