Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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