apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
how does that bad decision feel?
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