Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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