Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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