so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Damn victory sex feels great
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I party with great urgency now.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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