Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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