Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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