So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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