dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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