Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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