Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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