Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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