i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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