No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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