I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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