i don't like sucking hair
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
