im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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