sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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