she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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