It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
soo... how was my night?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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