he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have feelings that need drinking.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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