your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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