I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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