Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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