Porn is love you can see.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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