Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i love accidental penises.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think your dad took our porno
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize