Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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