No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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