Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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