I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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