So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
honey bunches of taint.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
