just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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