Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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