Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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