i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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