quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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