she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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