DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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